About Me

Paradoxically balanced – I am a responsible adventurer; a practical romantic; an extroverted introspect; a masculine geek; a lover AND a fighter. It seems like we all auction ourselves here (to the cutest bidder?), so I decided to approach this in a business manner: I offer a versatile integrated solution (a complete package) titled "Equilibrium XP", which includes many features not found in competing products (the next guy). Some of the highlighted features are: analytical mind (yet creative); funny (but knows when to be serious); hard working (though playful); logical (however intuitive); respectful (unless explicitly requested to act otherwise); detail oriented (while seeing the big picture); alert (and still laid back); strong morals and values (adjusted to the 21st century); nice (though naughty – I don't believe in Santa anyway); clean body (but a somewhat dirty mind). Other notable features include bi-lingual support (Hebrew [native] and English); sincere (no bull - though a grilled piece of cow sounds good); mature (most of the time); kind (not to be confused with weak); open minded (even when in disagreement); opinionated (after examining all angles); hardware (body) and software (mind) components proved to run reliably in both military and civilian applications (good physical and mental health); fuel efficient (trying to eat healthy, notwithstanding the occasional steak mentioned above); GPS enabled (know exactly where I'm headed). Known bugs: cranky when hungry (feed a snack as needed). Future upgrades: free (a relentless pursuit of self improvement). Customer service: always there for you (building a lasting personal relationship with the client [you?]). Technical support: free (good communications). Expect new features in upcoming version "Equilibrium Vista". Full satisfaction guaranteed (or your money back).