I am completely inarticulate,somewha t unintelligent,poorly educated and hideously unattractive.My career keeps me idle but surprisingly, something is missing.... I can be strong-willed ,opinionated,and definitely a bit of a pain in the ass! I do have all the time in the world, and an infinite amount of patience, for those that enjoy B.S'ing. I value dishonesty and a lack of intelligence above all other virtues. Along with similar qualities listed above,I am searching for a confident, sexy woman who can put me in my place when the need arises.But seriously, how rare an occasion would that be...?...If you can figure out which parts of this profile are true and which parts are playing in my head (3 shows daily-beginning at 1:00pm) then you're the woman I want to talk to!!