About Me
If you don't like guys who are predictable, or guys who eat or wear dead animals, or guys with narrow tastes in music, or guys who smoke, or drive motorcycles or 20-year-old cars, or who don't mind being underlings or pawns, or who have an Ashcroft-esque sense of humor, or who think they have better-looking hair than you do, or who are reluctant to write run-on sentences, then maybe you should drop me a line or something like that. I'm a Northern Virginia native currently studying graduate stuff in southeastern Virginia.