March 3, 2014: My profile shows California but most likely moving to Dallas in June.
As we go through this crazy search for each other, I thought I would change my profile to a list of why I rock as a boyfriend and how my hopeful girlfriend might feel so we make something incredible.
Why I make a good boyfriend:
I do not sweat the small stuff. While I care about a lot, I enjoy serenity more than being right (without being spineless or a pushover).
Your friends will be envious when they see and you tell them how I listen to what you say and am actually interested.
We will never compete on anything other than a board game.
I will kiss your forehead or hand in public just because I am happy to be with you and the world should know.
I won't ask you to go to martial arts with me and give you time for you and your girls without jealousy.
Even with my demanding schedule, you will always know you are on my mind.
I give awesome massages and will cook you breakfast.
I already unpacked my emotional baggage.
I actually like to communicate and parents love me.
I am the kind of guy that will get you flowers or do a surprise dinner just because it's Tuesday
I do not own any tighty-whities, speedos or man-thongs. No unseemly embarrassment for you at the gym or beach.