How can I make thee laugh? Let me count the ways:
I dressed up as the Pillsbury Doughboy for Purim one year--women poked me in the tummy all evening, so naturally I responded with a Doughboy-esque squeak. "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' in the oven!" Plus I won 2nd place in the Purim costume contest.
What's that? You like "The Simpsons?" Listen to my Homer and Marge voice-impressions. Cookie Monster and Ernie from "Sesame Street" are also in my repertoire.
Shall I go on? ("Noooo!" I hear my friends shrieking.) So I'll save some humour for a first-date.
Plus I like to cook AND clean--how many guys do you know that can say that?