Ever read The Onion and relate and laugh? Would you like to date someone who enjoys saying everything that's on his mind but knows that most of the time its necessary to keep my mouth shut or make polite small talk? Then we might be a match!
If we are, prepare for non-stop excitement incuding staying out as late as 9pm playing Jenga and Scrabble. Too crazy for you? Don't worry, we can start off with exchanging a few silly but hopefully enlightening emails and then perhaps meet up for a drink where we take interest, ask questions, and of course tell each other how much better we look in person.
Anyway - I digress - although I've jumped out of planes, went skinny dipping at the Jersey Shore, and play basketball with guys twice my size, you're more likely to find me eating chocolate, taking a nap, or belting out my favorite 80's tune despite the desperate protests of my friends.