I'm a native New Yorker living and working in Northern Virginia for the past 25 years. People never believe me when I say I'm from New York (no accent, I'm laid back) but believe me, I am. Anyhow, I'm basically a nice guy with a good sense of humor (or at least I like to think so). I like kids (no, I don't have any) and they tend to like me. I'm not into the bar scene so I'm giving the internet a shot. At this point in my life, I'm just looking to settle down with a nice, Jewish girl. I know, not too much of a cliche here.