I moved to the Bay area from the east coast in 2008 and recently bought a condo in the Rincon Hill neighborhood.
My daily routine: I turn on the emergency blinkers of my 1967 Ford Mustang while double-parked on a busy rush-hour street in SoMa and begin slowly washing it using soap out of a dispenser using my suit jacket sleeves before subsequently taking an Uber to the financial district each morning. I then head to work where I serve as an executive lion tamer for a major circus company. It's tough work, but very rewarding, challenging, and unique. Once at work, I daydream about what's arriving in my monthly Community Sustainable Agriculture box while contemplating how to best use social media to support the Sierra Club during its annual pledge drive. After work, I come home and watch reruns of the day's congressional sub-committee hearings on C-Span before falling asleep to the sweet sounds of thrash metal.
Some people say I look like Jimmy Kimmel with my glasses off and Seth Rogen with them on.
Also, I really am 6' tall and am not adding 5" to my height hoping that you won't notice when we meet. I only mention this because I've heard that lots of men on this site do that. In order for me to pull that off, I'd have to wear 5" heels. And that would look weird, even in San Francisco.