About Me

Hey, what's up. Thanks for clicking on my face. :) I was born and bred in the Boston area, but I'm not your average provincial Bostonian. In other words: I'm not a meathead, I don't have "the accent," and while I do follow the local sports teams, I am not a fanatic about it. I'm worldly enough to know that life does indeed exist outside of the Hub (*gasp*!), and I've been able to travel this planet of ours a bit. I'd love to see and explore new places when the opportunities arise. That said, I'm not even remotely a travel-snob, and those who are tend to bother me. :D I don't have a silly tribal tattoo on my arm, and frankly, I do not get the whole tattoo thing -- I long for the days when only sailors were so adorned at sketchy foreign ports-of-call, but hey, to each their own. I should state, however, that I don't completely hate small, cute, concealed-when-cloth ed tattoos on girls. Traits: - polite - respectful - chivalrous, if I dare say so myself - diplomatic (middle child syndrome, perhaps?) - F'ing hilarious. If you disagree, you suck. :) - wildly inappropriate in hysterical ways Stuff I like: - "intellectual-lowbro w" comedy (Larry David, Daniel Tosh, Louis C.K., etc.) - tomatoes - superhero movies - early 90s hip-hop (more on that later) - politeness - dogs - people watching (and making light-hearted fun of most of those people) - strawberry shortcake ice cream bars - chocolate anything - driving fast - comedy shows I find myself hilarious, and if you don't, well, you suck. :) Let's see, what else...I have a law degree I don't use. Fun story behind that one, as I'm sure you might guess. No, I haven't run a marathon (maybe someday, but I'd have to take up running first, haha), nor am I about to cure cancer or move to Uganda to build huts for the impoverished -- not that there's anything wrong with that, I just don't see that happening anytime soon. There seem to be a lot of over-achievers on this site, and hey, more power to them. As for me, I'm self-aware enough to know that I am a work-in-progress. I certainly do not have my life all figured out yet, but come on, what fun would that be??