Ok I am tired to trying to create the “perfect profile”, they never work and no one reads them. So now I am going to say what’s on my mind.
Internet dating Ha! If I wanted to be put on display like a piece of meat I would be better off hanging out at the butcher shop. What’s up with this online dating scene?
I’m pretty good at detecting BS. For now I’ll leave it up professionals and before I meet somebody I will set them up for a polygraph exam. If you’re looking for a sugar daddy, a gentleman, or just someone you can abuse…..skip to the next profile.
However if you’re looking for a great guy let me tell you a little bit more about myself. I never put the toilet seat down (I feel the joy of hearing someone complain about when they fall the toilet), I don’t do laundry, cleaning or grocery shopping. If I ever let you in my front door beware of where you step it could be last week’s take-out that I tossed into the corner. But, this is where our bonding can really come into play. By you doing all my cleaning, shopping and laundry you be showing a great effort to make our relationship work.
With all this said I hope on our first date you will put out! What’s the point in romance when you can just to the chase? Just beware of the odor I put off it called El Scent of Diablo. I am sure it will put us both into purgatory.
Hope to hear from you soon!