I am humorous, romantic, witty, spiritual, creative, athletic, intellectual, open, honest, family-oriented, caring, kid-friendly, and look to communicate and discover. I am willing to work hard to make a relationship rewarding and rich. I am young looking and thinking. I find satisfaction in even the simple moments and do not require much in terms of material things to be happy. Comes with a 18,000 mile bumper-to-bumper lifetime warranty, manual/automatic transmission, and solid drive train. Tax, title, and pedigree papers included, along with 24/7 technical support and bedtime assistance. Batteries are included but will be returned if drained or not completely satisfied. Offer valid even in Hawaii, Alaska, and the Virgins. Voids where prohibited or not inhibited, but really enjoys it on the beach. Winner of the JDPower&Assoc. "Mensch Award" for the last consecutive 18 years. Look for complete details and is openly expressive. Lactose and kid tolerant, kvetch-free, and hypo-allergenic. Common side effects may include euphoria, headfills, the runs for more, loss of consciousness, runny nose, noncrampstyle, butterflies, blurred vision, dizziness, muscle fatigue, sleeplessness followed by sleepyness, hunger, thirst, wakefulness, rapture, rash, bellylaughs, swollen joint fun, loss of anxiety, anti-depression, spiritual enlightenment, paranoia, referred pain, phantom pain, Jewish pain, goosebumps, loss of hair, profuse sweating, more butterflies, eyespots, premature laughter, and lack of mental aging. Bug your doctor and seek immediate loving attention if your desires persist or if excitation last more than four hours.