I'm sarcastic beyond reason. I'm a total nonconformist and absolutely will not follow directions. I'm compassionate to a fault, passionate about my creativity and love new challenges. I'm highly intelligent, yet can be a total goofball, and I'll go out of my way to make someone laugh. I'm quick witted and adore when people are able to keep up with me. I've never been to rehab - never been in the position to say "officer - those aren't my drugs" - and I don't know anyone named Paris. My friends will tell you that I'm fun to be around, love a good time, and I don't shy away from attention. Alas - I have an unhealthy relationship with caffeine and Notre Dame Football. (Go Irish ) Please e-mail me - it's clear that I need to make some new friends!