Well, Hanukah Harry was gracious enough to take a few moments out of his busy schedule of delivering socks and macaroons to all the gentile boys and girls and made a quick pit stop at my humble abode.
He told me that by the time the holiday candles expire (and my vacation from work is over) my wish will be granted, and there will be a new flame burning deep inside my soul.
I’m hoping he meant that you—my undiscovered soulmate—will reveal yourself to me.
But—just in case—I made sure to run out and stock up on Prilosec.
In a previous conversation, I had mentioned to H.H. that I was looking for a very special woman. A woman who will appreciate me for the unique man that I am. Creative, compassionate, considerate—I think I have a lot to offer.
I was blessed with a great education, have lived in some stimulating places across the country, had some interesting professional experiences, and been diligent in developing my inner life.
If you enjoy lively banter and can hold your own in word play, you'll enjoy me.
If you're able to share your soul—both your dreams and your disappointments—I think you'll enjoy me even more.
I'm eager to find the right companion to share some fun evenings out—but, what I'd really treasure is some quality time alone with you.
I've been on my own for a while, so I may be a little rusty at the get-go. But, with a little patience and encouragement, I’m sure you'll find that I'm a "home improvement" project well worth your investment.