My horn always allows me to speak from my heart and soul, comforts me when I have a trying day, never says, “No”, never has a headache, never is tired, is always there for me, and never talks back. From Friday evening to Saturday evening I “do Shabbos”, make Kiddush, and sing songs, turn off the cell phone, TV, computer, and relax. The other days of the week I enjoy making love while Miles Davis plays in the background. I love to have fun (but stay out of trouble), and I fly by the seat of my pants. Life is short. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself.