Well, I've read a few of these profiles (mostly women, I swear) and pretty much everyone says something like: "I like to dress up and go out to a nice restaurant or club, but I also like to hang out in sweats and watch a movie at home." You know, I've heard a lot of stories about people meeting on this site and getting married (to each other), so, rather than being original and straying from those lines (that you probably have written in your own profile), I've decided to stick with what works. So here we go: I like to dress up and go out to a nice restaurant or club, but I also like to hang out in sweats and watch a movie at home. (Not bad, huh? I really sound like a catch, don't I? But let's read on, shall we...) I'm very outgoing, but I can be shy. (This sounds familiar, right? Wow, we're like the same person!) I'm not very religious, but I often pray (when I'm on a plane or gambling, or gambling while on a plane). I'm never redundant, but I'm still listing stuff, trying to make my point. I'm still listing stuff, even though it's getting old. If you read this, it's possible that you found out more about me than other profiles, but it's more likely that you just went to the end of the list to see how I would end it, only to be disappointed by this run-on sentence.