Humor me. Publish the facts. You love your family, you like to spend time with your friends reading books and working out. wow, picture that. Your friends would say nice things about you. You're to-tally normal. You're trying this 'online thing' for the first time. You're really really super smart in fact so smart you're really really super smart. Your favorite phrases are ha and omg. You like long walks on the beach? When's the last time you did that? ha omg. This is ridiculous, and intentional. You're bored and seeking intimacy. You're hoping to find your prince charming as if it's an amazon shopping experience. Yet you're still reading...Take another gander at my photo. Yah. The right eye is all glass.