About Me

Thanks for making it this far. This is all in good fun right? So if you're one of the few who are offended that maybe some old emails helped in the making of this profile, better we find that out now anyway. I think it would be cool to have the initials D.V.R. I dont think it would be cool to have the initials L.O.L. And A.S.S would be cool and not cool at the same time. Slow walking during rush hour is poor etiquette. Courtesy flushes are appreciated. I like brunettes. And blondes. Not into mohawks. I'm a Mets fan. I set the alarm for 5:42am on weekdays. I really dislike 5:42am. I don't wish people happy birthday on Facebook. I may be addicted to Dunkin Donuts Iced Tea. I kinda like Call Me Maybe. Now you know everything about me. Decided to check this out again since it's no longer the least cool place to be... christianmingle.com gets that title. Anyway, experienced enough loss in life, here to try to experience some gain. Testimonials (names removed to protect privacy): "i love love love ur hair" "P.S. You have beautiful eyes!! " "I liked your profile (cute pictures by the way)." "hi! was afraid to say more, don't want to be quoted in your profile!!" "i read your profile and it made me smile - you seem like fun." "smart ass :)" "your testimonials are genius it makes me want to one up them" "So you're cute and funny... where do I sign up?" "pretty intense profile--although it did make me laugh" "why the testimonials, making you seem self-aggrandizing, on your profile? odd" "wow what a cutie. u have such amazing eyes btw." "just wanted to tell you that i thought your testimonial section was really funny - it's so boring reading most profiles, and everyone has the same thing to say. made me laugh :)" "well I can quack like a duck"