About Me

Let's start with the important stuff..Mandy Moore's "Candy" is the best pop song EVER. This thing says I'm white. Sorta racist but whatever. ANYWAY, I'm awesome at crossing streets with or against traffic. I'm fun and laid back. I'm a huge dork with an awesome job. Whenever I see Spencer Pratt, I think abortion after 27 years should be legalized. I hate Zooey Deschanel and want to put gum in her hair (very specific attack, I know. I just feel like that's what would ruin her day). Most of the girls on here have the social skills of a stapler. If you don't know the difference between your and you're, or they're, there, and their, I'll cringe A LOT. Just looking for somebody fun, and funny to be around. If you know of someone, give a hollerrrrr. Let's be real now. Your first question is going to be "Why only two pictures?" and my answer is going to be "Why do you look different in all 6 of your pictures?" or "Why are you holding up the leaning tower?" or "I get it, you like to travel, but I can't see your face from 3 miles away." Point is, stop being creepy and staring at pictures. I look like my picture, so it's up there. Once I think you're normal enough that I'll want to talk, we'll discuss the possibility of you seeing more. I will end by saying I absolutely don't judge people by their looks BUT Bruce Jenner always looks like he's just seen a unicorn. "You know who you are. Your love's as sweet as candy. I'll be forever yours. Love Always, Mandy."