"Sephardic from the bottom now we're here"............... ........Ok, back to the usual profile business. It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV. Where are those good ol fashioned values, on which we used to rely (trumpet part). Lucky there's the Jdate guy. Lucky there's a dude who, won' t date you and confuse you, cause that will probably make you, mad and cry. He's...the...Jdate.. ..guyyyyyy. (Stewie) I say, what the deuce are you doing? (JDguy) I am writing a profile Stewie, you have any suggestions? (Brian)I do, why don't you remove that hat, it's probably scaring the ladies (JDguy) Nah, it's not like I wear it out in public or anything (Quagmire) Hey, you want to borrow my leopard bathrobe and pose in it, heh heh, I bet you would giggety giggety get some replies. (JDguy) Leopard? ummm nope. (Quagmire)Suit yourself, chicks dig the leopard, aaaaalright. (Mort Goldman) Oh this profile is too long, it is hurting my retinas. (Tom Tucker) This just in, Jdate guy just got IMed. Her exact words...... "hi" What do you make of this Diane? (Diane) Not sure Tom, but it sounds like she is shy. (Tom Tucker) We now go live to Ollie Williams with today's Jdate forecast...(Ollie Williams) It's cold!!!! (Tom Tucker) Thanks Ollie. In another breaking story, pigs that refuse to eat jews? Stay tuned. (Peter Griffin) Bon Jovi everyone. What's going on? (Brian) Jdate guy is trying to finish writing this profile. (Peter) Ooh ooh, say that you like to Zumba, eat tofu, and quote Shakespeare on a daily basis. (JDguy) But I don't. (Peter) Heheheheh, wuss. (Stewie) Oh for goodness sake, all of you imbeciles are giving me a headache. Leave the room at once so I can plan my world domination. (Lois) Aww I think Stewie needs a nap (Stewie) Silence you contempible shrew or I shall wreak havoc on you and your tupperware. JDguy, you wretched bench pressing Jew, end this profile at once. (JDguy) Ok, ok...sheesh.