X-Traordinary Asian Male For X-Quisite Jewish Female. Looking for a wowingly world-educated, breath-stealingly beautiful woman in firm touch with her Near Eastern heritage and simultaneously fascinated with those of Far Eastern heritage. UBER PERSONALITY GUARANTEE: I guarantee that meeting me will leave you simultaneously thrilled, inspired, confused, craving, self-confident, and self-conscious. ME, POP CULTURE STYLE: What TV show best describes the way I deal with adversity? A "Prison Break" crossover with "Human Target." What TV show most aptly captures my dating philosophy? The format of "Elimidate" on the set of "Wipeout," with me providing mercilessly sarcastic "Blind Date" commentary in place of Rodger Lodge, and losing contestants making a "Splash" exit dive. If I could star in any 80s movie, which would it be? "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and/or any Golan-Globus Production. If my dream girl could be described in tech terms, she'd be the ultimate NFC (No Finer Creation), the world-changing true perfect 10 that Blackerry 10 aspires to be, more worth-the-anticipati on than PS4 needs to be, more gorgeous on the Surface than the touch of Retina, more brilliant than all the quad-core stars in this Galaxy, more pop cultured than Instagram, more business-essential than LinkedIn, more empowering than Kickstarter, more crowd-controlling and sentiment-savvy than Klout, more Note-worthy than a Samsung patent lawsuit...with legs meant for a mini that would make iPad Mini blush and make the L and G in LG green with envy...eyes that mesmerize Google Glass into short circuiting and displaying gibberish...lips that make "Nexus One" and "4G WiMAX" rhyme with phrases too sizzling for Fifty Shades on Kindle...and naturally, her Xbox would demand me to rise to the Call of Duty twice daily or more...My definitive Versus list: Pepsi vs Coke: RC Cola. Occupy vs Tea Party: Cult of Jesse Ventura. Palatial estate vs luxury condo: tax shelter REIT. Slingbox vs Tivo: ham radio. Yuan vs Yen: Rand. Movie date with the funny girl vs museum date with the artsy girl: hot date with the bad girl. Sacha Baron Cohen film comedy vs Dennis Miller standup comedy: The Dictator's Virgin Guards in the Lingerie Bowl commentated by the Monday Night Football crew. Team Madonna/Gaga vs Team CoolJ/Kanye: Team Sinatra/Landau. Ted the Bear vs Triumph the Dog: Jessica Rabbit. PM Menachem CarDat vs PM Benjamin ObaMorsi: Queen Rania Tymoshenko-Middleton . Gangnam-Harlem Shake vs Moonwalk-Running Man: Pole-Lap Dance. PT Boat JFK vs Rough Rider TR: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Directorially Me: if my daily routine were a story, Hitchcock would plot it, Chris Nolan would tell it, Paul WS Anderson would style it, and Michael Bay would cast my female costars. And my JDate Color Code is Steel Grey-slash-Hunter Green. P.S. you know that line from Seinfeld- "They're real, and they're spectacular." Here's my line- "They're fit, and they're washboardable."