X-Traordinary Asian Male For X-Quisite Jewish Female. Looking for a wowingly world-educated, breath-stealingly beautiful woman in firm touch with her Near Eastern heritage and simultaneously fascinated with those of Far Eastern heritage. UBER PERSONALITY GUARANTEE: I guarantee that meeting me will leave you simultaneously thrilled, inspired, confused, craving, self-confident, and self-conscious. ME, POP CULTURE STYLE: What TV crossover best describes my passions in life? Jack Bauer outwitting gangsters and interrogating zombies- in real time- when 24 Returns to Boardwalk Empire of The Walking Dead. What TV show most aptly captures my dating philosophy? The format of "Elimidate" on the set of "Wipeout," with me providing mercilessly sarcastic "Blind Date" commentary in place of Rodger Lodge, and losing contestants making a "Splash" exit dive. If I could star in any 80s movie, which would it be? "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and/or any Golan-Globus Production. If my BesherTech could be prophesied in word, she'd be the one that iWatch with a Candy Crush when she Firewires my Tinder with a selfie of her KitKat and asks me to show her Whatsapp, more gorgeous on the Surface than the touch of Retina, more brilliant than all the quad-core stars in this Galaxy, more pop cultured than Instagram, more business-essential than LinkedIn, more empowering than Kickstarter, more crowd-controlling than Klout...as innately instinctually innovative as an innocent indie startup to instant IPO...with legs that make the L and G in LG green with envy...eyes that mesmerize Google Glass into short circuiting and displaying gibberish...lips that make "Nexus One" and "4G WiMAX" rhyme with phrases too sizzling for Fifty Shades on Kindle...and naturally, her Xbox would demand me to rise to the Call of Duty twice daily or more...unchaining untamed horizontally hellatious vertical volatility beyond Bitcoin's wildest waves...My definitive Versus list: Edward Snowden surveillance tech vs Edward Cullen vampire powers: Edward James Olmos calculus. Pandemic Virus vs Zero Day Malware: Infectious Infinite-Day Cybernetic Fatal Attraction. Palo Alto social apps vs London HFT algos: Tel Aviv AI-C4ISR. Vitali Klitschko in Kiev vs Bassem Youssef in Tahrir: Dalai Lama in Tibet. Sacha Baron Cohen film comedy vs Dennis Miller standup comedy: The Dictator's Virgin Guards in the Lingerie Bowl commentated by the Monday Night Football crew. Team Madonna/Gaga vs Team CoolJ/Kanye: Team Sinatra/Landau. Franklin and Bash vs Rizzoli and Isles: Starsky and Hutch's Angels. PT Boat JFK vs Rough Rider TR: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Directorially Me: if my daily routine were a story, Hitchcock would plot it, Chris Nolan would tell it, Paul WS Anderson would style it, and Michael Bay would cast my female costars. And my JDate Color Code is Steel Grey-slash-Hunter Green. P.S. you know that line from Seinfeld- "They're real, and they're spectacular." Here's my line- "They're fit, and they're washboardable."