About Me

Hello charming ladies. Regretfully, I won't be selecting any more stunning beauties. The clones around LA were fun, but it's time to meet the right girl. Please DO NOT holler at me if ANY of the following apply: smoke a lot of weed, usually wear flannel, study feminist thought, emotionally unavailable, or immature (I will administer spankings). With that out of the way, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Matt. They call me a natural at salsa, but I think it’s the cougars making me look good. My mom says I'm quite handsome, and since she'll be chaperoning all our dates, rest assured I will smell good and dress to impress. I am a gentleman. I open car doors, prefer to lead, and my woman follow. I WILL walk on the outside of the curb so traffic kills me instead of you. I work from home as a cloud computing consultant. Fly often, and compose music for TV shows on the side. Nerd artist, if you will. I'm building a future for myself, and someone special I've yet to meet. I'm Jewish. I have my life together, and am the most curious, affectionate, and confident person I know. I also have many flaws. But enough about me. In the sage words of Don Draper, "It's rude to talk about yourself". My ideal goddess is curvy, sweet, on the taller side for a girl (fooling me with heels is ok/still counts), with long healthy hair and fair skin. Extra points if you're the brainy, optimistic, maternal, hard working, assertive OR submissive type...I love these qualities. I'm selective, but not impossible.