If my life was a song by Journey, it'd be "Any Way You Want It". (That's the way you need it.) I find a certain deliciousness in unwashed grapes, but refuse to eat food that's fallen on the floor (even if salvaged by the '3-second rule'). The speed limit is a recommendation, not a law. My coffee = black. Sometimes I wear plaid neck ties as belts. A wise man once said "Everything in moderation, including moderation". That man happened to be inebriated, face down, and lying in a gutter. But I still take it as good advice. Am I the only person freaked out by cats? I like music as more than a friend (I can explain this cryptic appraisal in more depth later). I enjoy dancing to 80's music. Subsequently this means I also enjoy embarrassing myself to 80's music. A life unembarrassed is a life not worth living.