About Me
Hi, I'm Jon, and that's more than a name, that's an attitude. No, really it's just a name.
Strengths: Saved by the Bell trivia opening jars finding the humor in any situation grabbing items on top shelf long conversations being a warm nook not drinking your wine grammar writing musical taste surprisingly flexible (sitting Indian style as I write this no offense Indians or styles) finding good restaurants letting you eat a Reese's cup any way you want because there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's doing accents like the guy in Perfect Strangers bonding with siblings/parents being that guy in the room.
Weaknessess: Often too loud, particularly in libraries know too much about things I shouldn't know about like Carrie Bradshaw and the Revolutionary War don't always comb hair the best way shaving no good think I'm better at karaoke then really am driving directions Ikea directions movie directions general directions.
Reviews about "Jon:"
"...a NONSTOP thrill ride sorta..." - Hollywood Reporter
"...you'll laugh until you pee!..." - Variety
"...There's Redford, there's Clooney, and then there's this guy..." - Chicago Sun-Times
"...nothing to write home about..." - Cracked
"...a nice young Jewish boy with a sense of humor but stand up straight your slouching..." - mom