I pretty much live my life by one rule...balls to the wall. Seriously though, I try not to take things too seriously. I'm a big fan of nicknames, and if you ever tell me your real name, it's gonna happen. I call my nephew zach zach-aroni...but I've been getting lazy recently, so I'll probably just add "-aroni" to your name and hope it works. I love all the things jews love...family, friends, mezzuzahs, you name it. I'm very much into music, mostly 90's indie rock, and I play a little. Anyway...I don't really have a good way to end this essay.