This is what some people would say: warm and cuddly, roots for seeing eye dogs to get their owners back home safely, and walks old ladies across the street... But enough about my dry cleaner.
As for me... I'm decisive, intellectual, and have razor-sharp wit. Although, I did help an old lady across the street that one time... she was very persuasive. If you want to go a little deeper as to who I am then here are a few random facts:
*I know more useless facts than anyone… humans are 75% water.
*I don’t mind killing bugs.
*I have a great friend who annoys the crap out of me.
*For some reason I can’t crack 120 in bowling… I blame the mojitos.
*I give up my seat to women and children... never to the homeless.
*I eat peanuts but not peanut butter. *Don't even think about beating me in geography and history... it won't be pretty.
*I can’t comprehend how someone can complete a marathon... must be easier than I thought.