About Me
Here's the skinny... my educational background is finance (Bachelors & MBA). I've had my own DVD rental machine business and I passed my personal trainer certification. Now, I'm in graphic design. I know, it's been quite a divergent path. Ask me about it... I dare you!
I must tell you that sarcasm and mild crudeness (in a tasteful way) come with the package. But, don’t worry I won’t make jokes about thongs or vibrators on the first date... that’s more of a second date thing. I'm also a bit of a nerd and who knows a lot of interesting [but useless] facts on a lot of topics. You'll love my sexy brain.
Now, you're probably saying to yourself: "Too bad this guy can't cook, or he'd be perfect." Well, guess what... I can cook! Although, I like cooking, the hard part is cleaning up. So, if you're willing to clean the dishes, I will cook you my special pan fried Rainbow Trout and Ziti…eventually.
Before I leave you to contemplate this titillating profile, let me mention a few things: If we make it to a first date please have something to say. If I wanted to hear myself talk I'd rather just mumble to myself at home. Also, if you have an urge to check your phone while we're on a date, then be prepared to hear me utter these words: "It's been nice knowing you, good luck." Unless of course, I check my phone first… then we'll just laugh about it.
... I'm glad we had this talk.