I'm a nice person. I'm not gonna write a bunch of made up stuff to inflate myself and try to impress everybody. I'ma simple, nice man who won't treat you like youre not important enough for me to listen to. Also I wish I did but I don't look like Brad Pitt. I'm also a large American so if you want somebody who's a skinny little fella I'm not what you're looking for. I find its better to be like me because cuddly people are harder to kidnapp. Also if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're with me you will be safe because I'm not fast enough to run away. The zombies will flock to me and you will be able to flee and be safe from harm.