I live on the edge in that I'm typically only one strike away... from bowling a perfect frame. And by edge I mean gutter.
WARNING: Those who are lactose intolerant are cautioned against reading this profile as it is full of extremely cheesy humor.
This is actually the second time I've tried online dating. The first attempt happened at the DMV while I was waiting to register my car. It was really hard! I'm more optimistic this time around though since I can't imagine that the women here are any more disgruntled and irritable, not to mention married. Plus, most of them were really interested in the details of my car.
I'm an avid runner and an avid punner
I am a huge fan of self-deprecating humor this is what I rely on most often to make new friends because it is a great tool for making people feel comfortable around you (Don't one-up a new acquaintance, one-down them!). I would argue that I can think of no stronger a signal of your own high level of self-comfort than the ability to openly laugh at your most gaping faults.