About Me

I want to make my favorite girl laugh until it hurts. I want the kind of love that you see in the movies and I know it exists so you can never give up looking for it. Most of all I want to be as proud about my favorite girl as she is of me in everything we do together. I started doing stand-up comedy in 2001 and have worked on stages in both NYC & LA and even have been on TV a few times. I want to be that cool couple that other people love to hang out with b/c we get along so well and are so dorky together and don't even care. I am an 80's buff, a UW-Madison BADGERS BIG 10 graduate and have what they call an eidetic memory. Disarmingly charming and witty and very quick. I started doing improv in college and then trained with the world famous Second City before turning to stand-up comedy. I am a crazy movie and pop-culture buff and have been a published journalist for over a decade. I am a die hard Mets and NY Giants fan (and BIG 10 football). I am still learning how to smile for pictures like Chandler on FRIENDS. On the side, I run a small but very fun side eBay business selling hard to find toys and collectibles so naturally I am great with kids. I am a gentleman who does not believe chivalry is dead. I will grab your hand before we cross a street even if we just met. I was raised right and have earned anything I have. I believe in following your dreams at any cost. I am amazingly loyal, loving and an all-around sweetheart. I never show up to a place empty handed and I never forget a birthday, anniversary, etc. I am big on inside jokes and gift giving. I am a guy who is not afraid to show his affections for his favorite girl be it public or otherwise. If I sound like I am the guy for you, email me to learn more!