If you made it this far and are actually reading my profile I owe you a drink. If you get the username reference I owe you 2 drinks.
I grew up on the mean streets of Long Island, went to college in Amish Country, and hustled my way through law school. I did the law thing for a bit but, after a few bumps in the road, found something a little more fulfilling (i.e., I kinda like my job and I work normal hours). Don't worry, you can still tell your mom/grandmother I'm an attorney. I enjoy watching soccer, cooking, eating, exploring the city, reading, learning about astronomy and cosmology, and drinking beer and old fashioneds. I'm at the gym almost every weekday and I play competitive soccer year round. I eat healthy and cook frequently. But I won't turn down a night of excess and I love my beer and greasy food. I am a die hard Mets, Giants, Knicks, and Tottenham fan. If you root for Philly teams and/or Arsenal we may have a problem.