About Me
I’m an interesting guy to have around--more fun than a barrel of monkeys and an excellent addition to any trivia team, too. I’ve got a history of “that’s so cool” jobs that includes hand-lighting explosives, infusion pumps, washing cheese, and Keri Russell. (Oxford comma in action) My tongue is often planted firmly in my cheek, so be prepared for some dry, jocular discourse. Someone always has to be ‘that guy,’ and I’m happy to fill the spot. When was the last time you played an Atari?