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AyeCarumba10021 Offline

  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 42 years old from New York, NY
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  • Last Update: 1/18/2015
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Moment of clarity...I hadn't posted pictures since 2011, and after seeing myself in my ALS Ice bucket challenge (don't want to talk about it), I decided to take some "Me" time to fix that. Off to a pretty good start, and now I have my first new picture in 3 years. I'm still a work in progress, but I am going in the right direction. I now return you to our regularly scheduled program, I mean profile. A person is mugged in Manhattan every 6.8 minutes. I am that person, and I really wish they'd leave me alone. I think it's because I am the world's only living midget with gigantism.. Women tend to be attracted to me If the lights are really dim, or they have had a lot to drink. If both are happening at the same time, I'm apparently a hottie. My aunt was Betty Boop. Yes, the voice of the cartoon character. Hopefully, that's not the most interesting thing about me, but I am the only guy on JDate who can put that in their profile. Okay, I guess anyone can put it in their profile, but I am the only one who can honestly state it. She was the only one to do the voice until she died. She stopped doing it after that for obvious reasons. As long as I blackmail them and threaten their children, my friends will tell you that I'm great. I used to love the show America's Most Wanted. Did you know that you don't get the reward for turning in the actors who play the criminals? He was really mad. Lesson learned. I believe that before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes so when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes. How is a fish a pet? I finally figured out why people like cats so much...they're delicious. No cats were harmed in the making of this profile. I love dogs, and had a bulldog/boxer mix named Bruno for over 11 years recently passed away. I have skydived, bungee jumped, white water rafted, and ride a motorcycle. I would love to meet someone who would do these things with me, but understand that it's not for everyone. Why is "Don't believe in it" an answer for Zodiac sign? Whether you believe in it or not, you have a birthday (I hope), and therefore by definition, you have a sign. I don't believe in it either, but like the tooth fairy, it is real. Global warming is, however an urban legend. Hmmm...what else can I share about me? I am a great cook (I really am Jewish-pinky swear). I hated the movie "You've Got Mail". Oh, and one thing I need to mention. I just turned 47, so I'm not not 42 (stupid birthdays). That's more about searches than trying to hide my age...I mean if I was trying to lie, I just screwed that up, so maybe I'm not to bright..

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