I put really bad pictures of myself on this site for the purpose of exceeding expectations if we ever meet in person. I plan on retiring to a tropical island as soon as possible (maybe French Polynesian or Caribbean). Unfortunately, that probably won't happen for a while. For the time being, I suck the blood and life force out of people for a living, I'm a lawyer. I like to travel, hang out with my friends (my family, not so much), see movies, workout, go out to restaurants, etc... all the things that most people enjoy doing, but I also play basketball, tennis, practice yoga, meditate, and gamble semi-professionally.