Holiday Poems for the JDater in All of Us

by Adam under Date Night,JBloggers,JDate,Online Dating,Single Life

Spreading some holiday cheer by modifying some classic songs we hear constantly over the radio this time of year.

“JDate, the Site for Singles”- To the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

So you’ve signed up for JDate,

Desiring to find your match
Filling out all those questions,
Praying a relationship will hatch
All of your other girlfriends,
Talked about your quest for a Jew,
They hoped you’d meet your Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
Over a Steak dinner or two
Then one mild December eve,
At the Matzo Ball that night,
You ran into  your future spouse,
Whose profile you stalked on the site
Then all your girlfriends were happy,
That you found the man of your dreams,
They immediately got started planning
Your vegas bachelorette par-ty!
“The Eight Days of Hanukkah”- To the Tune of 12 Days of Christmas
On the first night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,

A girl who used to date my bud-dy.
On the second night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,
Two camp counselors,
and a girl who used to date my bud-dy
On the third night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,
Three youth directors,
Two camp counselors,
and a girl who used to date my bud-dy
On the fourth night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,
Four Jewish Mothers,
three youth directors,
two camp counselors,
and a girl who used to date my bud-dy.
On the fifth night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,
Five Hillel fellows,
Four Jewish Mothers,
three youth directors,
two camp counselors,
and a girl who used to date my bud-dy.
On the sixth night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,
Six Phis-a-dating,
Five Hillel fellows,
Four Jewish Mothers,
three youth directors,
two camp counselors,
and a girl who used to date my bud-dy.
On the seventh night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,
Seven Israelis gyrating
Six Phis-a-dating,
Five Hillel fellows,
Four Jewish Mothers,
three youth directors,
two camp counselors,
and a girl who used to date my bud-dy.
On the 8th night of Hanukkah my email sent to me,
Eight fundraisers raising
Seven Israelis gyrating
Six Phis-a-dating,
Five Hillel fellows,
Four Jewish Mothers,
three youth directors,
two camp counselors,
and a girl who used to date my bud-dy.
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