What would you say if I told you that you could cause women to feel high levels of attraction towards you without even doing anything?
Would you be interested?
I’m going to let you all in on a little secret that most people don’t know about.
The human body is a complicated thing. We are constantly releasing hormones and chemicals that cause us to feel and experience different things that are beyond our control. And with that said, one of the things that we can’t control are feelings of attraction.
Attraction is something that men and women just feel. We feel it mostly when we see something visual. Women feel it for ten reasons that have nothing to do with looks.
With that said, one way to make women feel attraction is by scaring them. When women are frightened it releases many of the same hormones that cause attraction. And while we don’t want to scare them in the, I’m a creepy online dater way, we can find many fun activities that will provide our dates with a scare during October. Stay tuned to future blog entries for some great ideas.
Guys, we’re in trouble. There are way too many of us. Not biologically. The ratio of men to women, in the world, is roughly even. That is, if you don’t count China. The JDate community is a lot like China. It’s large, the population generally shares a common characteristic, and there is an overflow of men. It is true that because the men of China are outnumbered, many good, eligible men will stay single. There really isn’t hope for many of them, unless they develop some sort of reverse-polygamy method, which doesn’t sound like it would be inherently popular. But in China, men outnumber women because of past laws governing the sex of children. On JDate, however, the overflow of men is de facto. Nobody forced more men than women to sign up. What has caused this unequal distribution? It’s simple: JDate is a microcosm of Jewish culture.
Men, if you are online and do a search for women that are online and in your area, you may find one woman. That’s fine because she seems pretty and friendly and there isn’t a reason she wouldn’t enjoy a conversation with you. What you sometimes don’t realize is that there are five other men in your area thinking the same thing. Though you are handsome, charming and funny, so are the other five men. You have to think strategically. You can’t start a conversation by saying “hi.” Do you realize how many ‘hi’s’ the average woman on JDate receives daily? I do not know the exact number, but it is probably in the billions. We are like undead zombies programmed to both message ‘hi’ to every woman we find, and eat brains. Jewish women have nightmares about random men saying ‘hi.’ They have probably been conditioned to the point where they can’t even deal with people saying ‘hi’ to them in real life. Their families have ostracized them so they must live in exile where they live out their years unable to begin conversations.
There is only one solution, in my mind, to this problem. It’s simple: Let’s start a campaign to get Jewish (or non-Jewish) women to sign up to this website. We can start by making posters on college campuses and community centers. Word of mouth will be essential. Go to your synagogue. Ask your rabbi to mention this growing problem in his next sermon; or you can become a rabbi explicitly to solve this problem. Call your senators. Let them know that they will be unelectable in 2012 unless they understand the severity of this disparage. Finally, find a mate and produce children. When the women grow up, introduce them to JDate. Tell your sons that they have to fend for themselves. They will be okay.