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We all remember The Peanuts gang with Charlie Brown and all of his buddies. Well, when it comes to hygiene there are just too many men and even women who resemble Pig-Pen…he walked around with a circle of dust constantly swirling about his person. Eewww!

You can dress in designer garments and drive the hottest car on the block, but when it comes to your personal hygiene, if you’re not “keeping it fresh” nobody is going to care.

It takes a lot of maintenance to be a “lady” I will admit that; waxing, shaving, manicuring, highlighting, peeling…just to name a few. However, I will not take that as an excuse! If a man ever walked up to you with breath smelling like he just ate an onion patch, how would you react? Not too positively I’d bet. There are no exceptions for women. In fact, men have begged me to tell women to CLEAN IT UP. And I’m not just talking about breath.

Take the time to look at yourself in the mirror and see what could improve. Say you have a stubborn mustache you choose to ignore—lose it! No guy wants to kiss that. Don’t worry, you have total power over that unibrow you have—wax it! You have to take this advice not as criticism, but as a helpful hint that if you’re still single there’s probably a reason.

And ladies, please if not for you then for the men you’re looking to date, trim your private area. There I said it. I’m not asking you to go bald, but do a bit of landscaping the next time you plan to show off your garden.

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  • laura says:

    You GOTTA be kidding! So… you think you know what all men want/require in a woman and think it’s imperative that we “trim” our “private parts?” Get a life and a a more worldly perspective. It’s insulting, narrow-minded and simply superficial to really think that matters and exude such a narrow mindset. SOME people like their partners au natural. In fact, had you trimmed your “private parts” and met someone say, 15 or 20 years ago that way, they’d probably think you had been stripping or hooking. PULLeeze! I, for one, have no desire to resemble a prepubescent girl. And if I choose to trim my “private parts,” it’s because I LIKE it, not because I give one whit what some guy thinks!

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