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The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Editor — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 19:37:29 +0000

One of the loneliest, most challenging activities and times of day for singles who’ve not yet met their JDate Beshert is climbing into that big empty bed, late at night, all alone. But that need not be the case. You see, even when I don’t have a current romantic partner, I’m never alone at night in my bed. Why? Because joining me are the living memories of my past failed relationships.

Mark Miller’s Funny Take on Pillow Talk

Editor — Tue, 21 May 2013 18:29:23 +0000

Take a stroll through your local bookstore and you'll find self-help guides telling you what to say during a job interview, a funeral, a corporate speech – even a conversation with a dolphin. Nowhere, however, will you find even one paragraph describing what might be appropriate to say to your lover while making love... until now.

Jewish Dating Quiz: Just How Jewish Is Your Date?

Editor — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:46:56 +0000

So before you let yourself be swept away by someone new, give your JDate match this fool-proof quiz to see just how Jewish they truly are! If they can’t answer correctly, but you can, you may want to reconsider labeling them your Beshert!

Mistakes Men Make In Romance

Editor — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:20:58 +0000

Okay, I’ll admit it – we men excel at messing up our romantic lives. This is why romantic songs and movies and Hallmark cards are so popular – among women.

I’ve Had 750 Coffee Dates—Kill Me Now

Editor — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:45:35 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow members of the Chosen People, and fellow JDaters®, I come to you today with a confession and a request. My confession: I have experienced approximately 750 coffee dates. That’s right—I have had a one-date connection with 750 women. My request: Kill me now.

What’s Love Got to Do With It?

Editor — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:37:03 +0000

Women sometimes accuse men of being interested in only one thing. And it’s not Scrabble. And I’ll admit that occasionally we are only interested in one thing...

And They Lived Happily Ever Apart

Editor — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 22:57:30 +0000

Years ago, when I met someone who had life-partner potential, someone who could be my first real adult relationship, I held on tighter than Donald Trump to a bad hair style.

The Quick & Easy, 150 Coffee Date Way to Lasting Jewish Love

Editor — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:43:34 +0000

Is there a 12-step program for Jewish singles? If so, sign me up for the JDA – Jewish Date-aholics Anonymous.

A Woman’s Guide To The Inner Workings Of A Man’s Brain

Editor — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 21:27:37 +0000

What follows, then, is a woman's guide to the inner workings of a man's brain. Read it and weep. And, just a short note to my male readers--please don't hate me because I am honest.

The Lone High Holiday Ranger

Editor — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 23:14:03 +0000

For many Jews, the High Holidays can be fraught with feelings of sadness, loneliness, and regret. And that goes double if you’re a chicken doomed to end up as soup. Or don’t know what fraught means. But even for us humans, one of the reasons for this holiday melancholy is our tendency to idealize High Holidays and synagogue services past, succumbing to precious memories of friends and relatives who’ve moved away, grown away, or passed away. We’d give anything for one more holiday meal with them. Even Uncle Jake, with his same corny jokes and pull-my-finger trick every meal.